Count -gasp- Olaf

The count has an eye on his ankle,
and lives in a horrible place
He wants all your money,
He's never at all funny,
He wants to remove your face.

And you might be thinking, "What a romp this is!"
But wait till you meet his accomplices
When you see Count Olaf,
you're suddenly full of
disgust and
despair and
dismay,

In the whole of the soul of Count Olaf, there's no love
When you see Count Olaf, count to zero,
then scream and run away

Run run run run run run run,
or
Die, die die die die die die die...!!

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It's the villain!!